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By fred | July 23, 2008
I’m afraid I have to add another to our ‘Nation of whimps catagory.’ Some of you may be tired of that - but this one is just too unbelievable - yet I am told it is true. I have no means of checking.
The following is ’supposed’ to be an actual letter.
Read on- it will amaze you. Love, Uncle Fred
Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an
> Iowa resident
> and sent to his senator)
> The Honorable Tom Harkin
731 Hart Senate Office Building
> Phone (202) 224 3254
> Washington DC , 20510
> Dear Senator Harkin,
> As a native Iowan and excellent
> customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to
> ask for your assistance. I
> have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to
> determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred
> me to you.
> My primary reason for wishing to change
> my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which
> was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If
> my understanding of
> this bill’s provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien
> who has been in the
> United States
> for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to
> pay a $2,000 fine
> and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a
> good deal when I
> see one and I am anxious to get the process started before
> everyone figures it
> out.
> Simply put, those of us who have been
> here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I’m
> excited about the prospect
> of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a
> $2,000 fine. Is there any
> way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This
> would yield an excellent
> result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and
> 2005.
> Additionally, as an illegal alien I
> could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care
> provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance,
> my accountant
> figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.
> Another benefit in gaining illegal
> status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment
> relative to her law school applications, as well as
> ‘in-state’ tuition rates for many
> colleges throughout the United
> States for my son.
> Lastly, I understand that illegal
> status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my
> driver’s license and
> making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is
> very important to me
> given that I still have college age children driving my
> car.
> If you would provide me with an outline
> of the process to become illegal (retroactively if
> possible) and copies of the
> necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you
> for your assistance.
> Your Loyal Constituent,
> Donald Ruppert
> Burlington , IA
> Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your
> Internal Revenue Service 1-800-289-1040.
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