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WORDS OF WISDOM from Bill Cosby
By fred | September 30, 2008
While I did vote for Reagan the first time most of my life I have considered myself a Democrat, however reading what Bill Cosby wrote I have to wonder at myself. Sometimes you think if we got a little hard nosed, not with our military – but with our giving, and openness to the world – maybe the world would come to us - read on –old Bill makes a lot of sense, as far out as it may seem —
I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A
WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR U.S.
PRESIDENT.
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
banned. English is the official
language; speak it or wait at the
border until you can.
(2) We will immediately go into a two
year isolationist posture to straighten
out the country’s attitude. NO
imports, no exports. We will use the
‘Wal-Mart‘s policy, ‘If we ain’t got it,
you don’t need it.’
(3) When imports are allowed, there
will be a 100% import tax on it.
(4) All retired military personnel will
be required to man one of our many
observation towers on the southern
border. (Six month tour.) They will be
under strict orders not to fire on
SOUTHBOUND aliens.
(5) Social Security will immediately
return to its original state. If you
didn’t put nuttin’ in, you ain’t getting
nuttin’ out. Neither the president nor
any other politician will be able to
touch it.
(1) ‘Press 1 for English’ is immediately
(6) Welfare – Checks will be handed
out on Fridays at the end of the 40
hour school week and the successful
completion of urinalysis and a
passing grade.
(7) Professional Athletes — Steroids –
The FIRST time you test positive
you’re banned for life.
(8) Crime – We will adopt the Turkish
method. The first time you steal, you
lose your right hand. There are no
more life sentences. If convicted, you
will be put to death by the same
method you chose for your victim;
gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
(9) One export will be allowed;
Wheat. The world needs to eat. A
bushel of wheat will be the exact
price of a barrel of oil.
(10) All foreign aid using American
taxpayer money will immediately
cease, and the saved money will pay
off the national debt and ultimately
lower taxes. When disasters occur
around the world, we’ll ask the
American people if they want to
donate to a disaster fund, and each
citizen can make the decision whether
or not it’s a worthy cause.
(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be
recited every day at every
school across these United States of
America and every day in Congress.
(12) The National Anthem will be
played (and should be sung by all in
attendance) at all appropriate
ceremonies, sporting events, outings,
etc.
Sorry if I stepped on anyone’s toes,
but a vote for me will get you better
than what you have, and better than
what you’re gonna get. Thanks for
listening, and remember to write in
my name on the ballot in November.
God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!!
Bill Cosby
Topics: ARE WE BECOMING A NATION OF WHIMPS??? | 3 Comments »
September 30th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Lets elect him. If these proposals were put into law our country would recover in about 5 years and we would all be happy and have a MUCH higher standard of living.
Bill
April 24th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Told in his own hilarious way, what Bill proposes
would be much better for the country than where we are headed now. You surely have my vote, Uncle Bill!
May 8th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Hi, Bill sorry I did not answer this sooner. My brother in law Jack passed away – so sad – wife Sally highly stressed and even had to be taken to the emergency hospital. Things hopefully calming down now. All this caused a lot of problems all round. Jack was one heck of a guy, we will miss him.
Hey, I love Bill Cosby, my man, however in all things he is going a bit overboard. In my humble opinion we have ourselves one hell of man as president right now. The SOB has a brain and what is highly unusual as in some of our past presidents Obama uses it – it is amazing that we have a person of intelligence now running things as opposed to the absolute idiot we had for eight years.
My concern is the huge debt our nation is now under, yes, I believe that Obama had to spend more to get us out of the depressed state our nation was in. Remember how Japan was in a hole for well over 10 years because they did NOT react quickly when the you know what hit the fan there.
However this extra debt, piled on the unbelievable debt with absolutely no accountability of the robber barons of the Bush administration – it is one hell of a pickle for our nation to be in.
I, as most Americans were hopeful that a good medical plan for ALL OF OUR PEOPLE could be put in place, however with the debt something is going to have to give for awhile.
Now if Bill Cosby had said he was for a firing squad to eliminate Mr. Bush, immediately if not sooner for his sins, he would have my vote.
As I said before, we have a man of intelligence running things, if he can right this country in the next eight years – he will be my hero, we shall see – the job seems impossible right now.
Love to all, Uncle Fred